A Promised Land Neoliberal Double Feature: Chapter 1 (and Chapter 1 ONLY) of Ready Player Two… and A Promised Land matthewjuliusDecember 27, 20207 My dear readers, I simply cannot read Ready Player Two. Thanks to Armada, Ernest Cline's other nostalgia-porn...
Goosebumps But What If…: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma WRAP-UP EXTRAVAGANZA matthewjuliusOctober 31, 20203 Last post, in true Choose Your Own Adventure fashion, we achieved a good ending where we saved the world, albeit in a...
Goosebumps We Wave Unplugged CD and MP3 Players At Aliens Until They Die: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #11 22aer22October 30, 20200 I have to say, I think Matthew's thought-process for the last choice was brilliant. It's so deeply ingrained in us...
Goosebumps Grandma is an Alien! (For Real This Time): Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #10 matthewjuliusOctober 29, 20200 Ariel has decided, between the two options of A) ask obviously evil imposter grandma who has killed us a few times in...
Goosebumps What If We Just Ask Grandma What’s Up: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #9 22aer22October 28, 20201 Grandma shows up while my friends and I are snooping in her room. I realize now that overly invasive cab driver would...
Goosebumps A Very Careful Exploration of Grandma’s Death-Laden Bedroom: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #8 matthewjuliusOctober 25, 20200 HOLY SHIT, WE SURVIVED OUR FIRST EVER DECISION. Ariel decided to search grandma's room instead of spying on her in the...
Goosebumps Gasp and Turn to Page 103: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #7 22aer22October 22, 20200 I decide to play things cool and introduce my friends to my grandmother despite her concerning silver jumpsuit. My...
Goosebumps My Friends Want Brownies, I Want ESPIONAGE: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #6 matthewjuliusOctober 17, 20201 So I see we died again. I like how so far this Goosebumps choose your own adventure book is like a fucking...
Goosebumps Invasive Cab Driver is the Hero We Deserve: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #5 22aer22October 14, 20200 Previously, the weirdly overinvested and, frankly, INVASIVE cab driver suggests that we open my grandmother's luggage...
Goosebumps TeLl Me AbOuT tHe RoSe GaRdEn: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #4 matthewjuliusOctober 11, 20200 Previously in Secret Agent Grandma: We've had two bad endings so far from 1) not figuring out the riddle that...