Matthew Reads a Sex Scene From Fifty Shades of Grey

For today’s bonus post, I thought it would be fun to read a sex scene from Fifty Shades of Grey as seductively as possible. You could say it was… hard.

 

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    • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

      why thank you! I actually did the same thing once with the red hot reads section from the back of a cosmo for a room of thirty people. After that, this is nothing lol

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    • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

      bad books good times’s first kickstarter: matthew records the entirety of fifty shades of grey as an audiobook and then gets a few months of therapy because he just recorded the entirety of fifty shades of grey as an audiobook

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  1. Ali Reply

    I got to 1:12 before I had to stop because I was laughing so hard. But you did a really great job.

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      • Ali Reply

        okay, I made it all the way through this time. It was not horrible, but then the inner goddess thing would come out, and I can’t believe Ana didn’t start laughing at those thoughts. Side note-the next BJ I give, I probably will start laughing because of this.

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      • 22aer22 Reply

        It’s already affected mine. I’m not sure I can post the details here, but it’s real and it happened.

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  2. Holly May Reply

    This made my day. And also the day of the woman on the bus sitting next to me, as we both laughed while I watched this on my phone.

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  3. Jillian Reply

    I can’t believe you were able to get through this without breaking. Did it get harder not to laugh each time you read it through? Or did it get … less hard?

    Hard.

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    • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

      I actually kept a straight face reading the red hot reads section from the back of a cosmo for a room of thirty people once. I figured I had to keep using those powers for good.

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  4. aprilagain Reply

    I attempted to listen to this at work…but the smirky expression at “firmly in hand” Matthew threw at the camera made me laugh so hard I figured, I better wait til I get home 🙂

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      • Mylene Reply

        I asked myself the same question, and also WWAD. But I still did… listen to it at work. AT WORK! (Or, should I have written, “LISTEN!” or “BUT!”) Good job, Matthew!

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        • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

          Thank you! 😀 every comment like this gets me that much closer to getting to record the official audiobook! That’s what I like to tell myself, anyway, because it amuses me.

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  5. Carolyn Reply

    How am I just finding this now?! You guys are awesome. I love it~

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  6. travesaou Reply

    Ok. I wish I had known that you were going to read the oral sex scene because I went to get a banana while it loaded…. (of all the friggin fruits I could have picked! Holy crap!) …and now I can’t eat it I just…. Sigh. Christian Grey flavoured popsicle?? O_o Yeah, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit at that point there. Hope this doesn’t spoil bananas for me. But 4 whole minutes without cracking up? You’re strong man, really strong.

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