Matthew Reads a Sex Scene From Fifty Shades of Grey

For today’s bonus post, I thought it would be fun to read a sex scene from Fifty Shades of Grey as seductively as possible. You could say it was… hard.

 

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    • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

      why thank you! I actually did the same thing once with the red hot reads section from the back of a cosmo for a room of thirty people. After that, this is nothing lol

    • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

      bad books good times’s first kickstarter: matthew records the entirety of fifty shades of grey as an audiobook and then gets a few months of therapy because he just recorded the entirety of fifty shades of grey as an audiobook

  1. Ali Reply

    I got to 1:12 before I had to stop because I was laughing so hard. But you did a really great job.

      • Ali Reply

        okay, I made it all the way through this time. It was not horrible, but then the inner goddess thing would come out, and I can’t believe Ana didn’t start laughing at those thoughts. Side note-the next BJ I give, I probably will start laughing because of this.

      • 22aer22 Reply

        It’s already affected mine. I’m not sure I can post the details here, but it’s real and it happened.

  2. Holly May Reply

    This made my day. And also the day of the woman on the bus sitting next to me, as we both laughed while I watched this on my phone.

  3. Jillian Reply

    I can’t believe you were able to get through this without breaking. Did it get harder not to laugh each time you read it through? Or did it get … less hard?

    Hard.

    • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

      I actually kept a straight face reading the red hot reads section from the back of a cosmo for a room of thirty people once. I figured I had to keep using those powers for good.

  4. aprilagain Reply

    I attempted to listen to this at work…but the smirky expression at “firmly in hand” Matthew threw at the camera made me laugh so hard I figured, I better wait til I get home 🙂

      • Mylene Reply

        I asked myself the same question, and also WWAD. But I still did… listen to it at work. AT WORK! (Or, should I have written, “LISTEN!” or “BUT!”) Good job, Matthew!

        • spiffymcpantsman Post authorReply

          Thank you! 😀 every comment like this gets me that much closer to getting to record the official audiobook! That’s what I like to tell myself, anyway, because it amuses me.

  5. Carolyn Reply

    How am I just finding this now?! You guys are awesome. I love it~

  6. travesaou Reply

    Ok. I wish I had known that you were going to read the oral sex scene because I went to get a banana while it loaded…. (of all the friggin fruits I could have picked! Holy crap!) …and now I can’t eat it I just…. Sigh. Christian Grey flavoured popsicle?? O_o Yeah, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit at that point there. Hope this doesn’t spoil bananas for me. But 4 whole minutes without cracking up? You’re strong man, really strong.

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