Matthew Reads a Sex Scene From Fifty Shades of Grey, Part 2

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  1. Mahreeah Reply

    I’d never really understood people with an aversion to the word ‘panties’ until now

  2. Judy Reply

    The oft referenced tampon removal scene…thank you for your continued public service.

  3. Beatriz Reply

    I am being forced to make a college job about this book. Somebody please shoot me.

  4. Melanie Reply

    Wow. I had hope that at least the non-tampon bit would be halfway decent but nope. Simply describing sexual actions does not make them sexy- especially when they’re bizarre. This whole thing makes me a sad panda 🙁

  5. Molly Reply

    I usually cringe when people don’t treat their books well (there’s no need to fold pages to remember what page you’re at or to even crack the spine for that matter), but you throwing Fifty Shades of Grey around your room was…AWESOME! 🙂 I read the book to know what all the fuss was about…but still don’t get it unfortunately. The discovery of your blog finally gave some meaning to me reading it though – thank you so much for all the laughs!

  6. 24karats Reply

    Until he asked when her period started this literally could have been ANY other sex scene in the book. Like, seriously, this shit could have been on any other page and I wouldn’t have known the difference.
    This book makes me question why I was so excited to learn how to read when I was a kid.

  7. trinnda Reply

    Just got my other half to watch this with me. The confusion on his face was great right up until the last few seconds where he burst out laughing. Thanks for suffering to make us laugh 🙂

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