You Won’t Get More of the Host Until Ariel is Back on the East Coast

I (Ariel) tried really fucking hard to rhyme in the  title of this. Basically, I don’t have time to do my Thursday post given this is my last day visiting Boyfriend and tomorrow I fly back to the States. Matt’s also got quite a bit going on, BUT he’s trying to get something sorted (of the bonus variety) for Friday. See you all Monday for more Fifty Shades!