My last two installments of Bad Romance Advice, Good Times have been about articles which were definitely geared towards women who enjoy dating men (for some reason). This week, I ventured over to getfrank. to see if guys were getting any better advice. If How to Get a Woman to Fall in Love With You is any indicator, no, no they’re not. The kind of vague, generic advice that the article is comprised of is downright insulting to everyone involved.
1. Instead of trying to buy her love with gifts, you need to instead focus on building attraction.
Ever wonder why an average looking guy with a lousy job and a beat up car can end up having a pretty woman fall hard for them? It’s because they build attraction first before they try to make a woman fall in love. Now, they may or may not do this on purpose, as some guys just kind of figure it out without thinking about it, but it’s the one big difference between the guys that end up losing out and the ones that women seem to want no matter what.
Wait, but how do they go about building this attraction first? What exactly does this mean? Who out there is trying to get someone to fall in love with them without that attraction? I guess these average looking guys with shitty cars and jobs are working some serious voodoo magic because the article doesn’t even give any tips for going about building attraction or a definitive explanation for what this even means! A physical attraction? An emotional one? I NEED TO KNOW!
2. Instead of bending over backwards to please a woman, show her that you have backbone.
It’s very rare that you meet a woman who actually wants a guy to bend over backwards to try and please her, and when you do, it’s usually the kind of woman that wants to have a guy wrapped around her finger. You don’t have to do that and you will actually be a lot more successful when you can show a woman that you have backbone and that you are not going to act like some kind of a puppy dog to try and make her fall for you.
Well, that’s true, but you also shouldn’t always say no to her and never do anything nice because you’re playing this weird game where you’re trying to hard to show her you have a backbone. Those guys are just as bad! How about just if you really don’t want to do something for her, be honest rather than always saying yes just to get in her pants.
3. Learn how to turn her on in a way that most men cannot.
If you want to make sure that she not only loves you, but she keeps on coming back to you, then you have to learn how to turn her on. It’s what is going to separate you from being the kind of guy she loves as a really good friend, and the kind of guy she wants to be much more than friends with.When you know what a woman responds to and how to turn her on, then making her fall in love is not that hard to do.
Yeah, make her keep on coming back to you ;).
See, you guys! Women are way less complicated than men. It’s so dang easy to make us fall in love. You just have to build attraction, not be nice to us, and find out what makes us orgasm! Simple as that. Love has nothing to do with compatibility or mutual interests or similar senses of humor and life values/goals LOLOLOL! It’s so easy even an unattractive guy with a shitty job and car can get a hot, easily manipulated babe!
So, the way to get a woman to fall in love with me is to get them attracted to me and turn them on?
There’s a part two to this, right? Right? You’re not just gonna leave me hanging here, are you?
This is is kind of like asking for a map to Germany and getting a piece of paper with “WEST” printed on it in big letters.
Ha! Exactly! He’s like, “You wanna learn how to make some delicious paella? Just fucking do it. Prepare the ingredients and make it! What more do ya want from me?”
“It’s so dang easy to make us fall in love. You just have to build attraction, not be nice to us, and find out what makes us orgasm!”
I guess EL James and Sylvia Day read this *advice* and based their male characters on that, because it really looks like the author of this article is talking about Christian Gray and Gideon Cross!
Hold up, Manny! You must have missed every pages of those book because those men are rich, hot and drive fancy cars!
Well ok, they are hot and nice but to me, it looks like they have the same behaviour… So if they’re hot and rich, they are sex machines and not nice to their partners. Like CG and GC.
If they are not hot and drive ugly cars, but they know how to handle a woman, they become sex machines and are not nice to their partners…
Ah ah, I’m not feeling well today, that may be a reason I’m missing something… 🙂
Haha yes I was just kidding around because those books imply that if you’re hot and rich it doesn’t matter if you’re shitty! This is like “you should be shitty because that’s why women love you!” You’re not missing anything 🙂
HAHAHAHA I love your Wednesday Romance Reviews.
I honestly don’t understand how these advice posts go from..”some girls like a bad boy” to “this means you must be a shitty mcshitface to every girl you are attracted to..this is sexy”
Thank you! So glad you’re enjoying them: I agree it’s quite a leap to be made, but I guess it’s a nice excuse for some guys to hide behind.
There are so many problems with this article, I really have no idea where to start!
This line though, “When you know what a woman responds to and how to turn her on, then making her fall in love is not that hard to do.”
Oh yes, because we all fall madly in love with the first person who knows how to turn us on… This line really makes us females seem like simple creatures who have an ‘instant love’ button.
Just like bad books, I don’t think you will ever run out of bad romance articles to write about!
So if we women are simple creatures who fall in ~true love~ with anyone who turns us on, why are there so few women desperately in love with a porn star they fapped to once?
Also I thought according to the stereotype, men are the ones supposed to be simple creatures thinking with the brain between their legs. What gives? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT ONE DIMENSIONAL SEXIST STEREOTYPE TO FOLLOW, DAMN IT!