A Promised Land Neoliberal Double Feature: Chapter 1 (and Chapter 1 ONLY) of Ready Player Two… and A Promised Land matthewjuliusDecember 27, 20207 My dear readers, I simply cannot read Ready Player Two. Thanks to Armada, Ernest Cline's other nostalgia-porn...
Goosebumps But What If…: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma WRAP-UP EXTRAVAGANZA matthewjuliusOctober 31, 20203 Last post, in true Choose Your Own Adventure fashion, we achieved a good ending where we saved the world, albeit in a...
Goosebumps Grandma is an Alien! (For Real This Time): Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #10 matthewjuliusOctober 29, 20200 Ariel has decided, between the two options of A) ask obviously evil imposter grandma who has killed us a few times in...
Goosebumps A Very Careful Exploration of Grandma’s Death-Laden Bedroom: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #8 matthewjuliusOctober 25, 20200 HOLY SHIT, WE SURVIVED OUR FIRST EVER DECISION. Ariel decided to search grandma's room instead of spying on her in the...
Goosebumps My Friends Want Brownies, I Want ESPIONAGE: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #6 matthewjuliusOctober 17, 20201 So I see we died again. I like how so far this Goosebumps choose your own adventure book is like a fucking...
Goosebumps TeLl Me AbOuT tHe RoSe GaRdEn: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #4 matthewjuliusOctober 11, 20200 Previously in Secret Agent Grandma: We've had two bad endings so far from 1) not figuring out the riddle that...
Goosebumps We Have Already Met With Our First Terrible Fate: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #2 matthewjuliusOctober 5, 20201 Ariel has decreed that our choice is to run away from the (checks notes) rumbling train station, where we are waiting...
I Love You Colonel Sanders Murder Most Fowl: The KFC Dating Sim Episode 13 FINALE matthewjuliusSeptember 25, 20200 THE FINAL EPISODE. All your questions about I Love You, Colonel Sanders! are answered. Do you smooch Colonel Sanders?...
I Love You Colonel Sanders Almost Rid of Miriam: The KFC Dating Sim Episode 12 matthewjuliusSeptember 7, 20200 THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE. Colonel Sanders and SEXYCALPIZZAKIT "invent" a "new" menu "item", the school celebrates with...
Midnight Sun What If Twilight… But EDWARD?: BBGT Reads (Some of) Midnight Sun matthewjuliusSeptember 3, 20204 It's almost a dare to have a website titled "Bad Books Good Times" and then have nothing to say about the release of...