Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster No One Important Dies In The Fire, Therefore True Love: Walking Disaster Chapter 27 matthewjuliusApril 1, 201420 This week in "blog readers actually send me pictures of pigeons because of this stupid book": Speaking of Abby and...
House of Night: Betrayed I Keep Getting The Creepy Student-Teacher Relationship Chapters; What The Hell: Betrayed Chapter 5 matthewjuliusMarch 28, 201429 Do you want to read a second thing that I wrote today too? Some of my friends started up a new culture site called...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #9: Sex Scene 3 Is The Same Footage As Sex Scene 1 matthewjuliusMarch 26, 20146 Remember the first sex scene in The Room? I mean, how could you not? It only happened eighteen minutes ago. Well, after...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster The Story Is Now Exactly Like The Last Time Abby and Travis Were Together: Walking Disaster Chapter 26 matthewjuliusMarch 25, 201410 Speaking of erotic narratives of questionable quality, did any of you guys see Nymphomaniac? I have some thoughts on...
House of Night: Betrayed An Older Man Creeps on Zoey, But The Casts Don’t See It This Way: Betrayed Chapter 3 matthewjuliusMarch 21, 201425 We started this book last week (and yet we already hate it so much!), but I completely forgot to share this gem from...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #8: Scotchka matthewjuliusMarch 19, 20144 After a transition where we see Johnny pull into his driveway, park the car, and also get to see a bus go by (For......
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster Travis Skips Ahead Two Months Because Nothing In Ariel’s Chapter This Week Was Important: Walking Disaster Chapter 25 matthewjuliusMarch 18, 201414 Ready for this book to somehow get even worse? Remember Ariel's chapter yesterday? Hopefully you're not interested in...
House of Night: Betrayed Parent-Teacher Night! Also Everyone In This Book Is Still Terrible: Betrayed Chapter 1 matthewjuliusMarch 14, 201422 After yesterday's exciting conclusion, we're jumping right into the second House of Night novel to continue the story...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster Everyone Hits Travis In The Face, This Is A Good One: Walking Disaster Chapter 24 matthewjuliusMarch 11, 201410 Hey, guys. I haven't updated you on my life in a little while, so here's a cool thing: I'm now officially going to...
Bonus Posts New Books? NEW MUGS! (Yes, Including The Blow Job One) matthewjuliusMarch 5, 201413 Two items of news: First, we're taking off the rest of the week due to Ariel traveling. This does mean that we have to...