The Room Matthew Watches The Room #4: Lisa And Mark Are Either Starting Or Continuing An Affair, I Have No Idea matthewjuliusFebruary 12, 20149 A summary of the previous scene: Lisa: I don't love my fiance and I don't know what to do. Lisa's Mom: You should love...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster I Guess This Is A Story About Gangsters In Las Vegas Now: Walking Disaster Chapter matthewjuliusFebruary 11, 201424 So get ready for that. Chapter 19: Daddy's Home Jesus, Jamie McGuire really has the worst chapter titles. Want to...
House of Night: Marked Zoey Doesn’t Have A Plan, Except She Has A Plan To Get A Plan, And Thus Plans That Plan To Get A Plan: Marked Chapter 22 matthewjuliusFebruary 7, 20146 Chapter 22 Zoey is filling in Southern Friend, Gay Friend, Black Friend, and I-Can't-Remember-If-She-Has-Four-Friends...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster Suddenly, Abby Is A World-Famous Poker Player: Walking Disaster Chapter 18 matthewjuliusFebruary 4, 201412 Not even kidding. Chapter 18: Lucky Thirteen Travis brings Abby to his family's home for poker night. There are a...
House of Night: Marked We’re Kind Of Almost Done With This Book And Nothing Has Happened Yet: Marked Chapter 20 matthewjuliusJanuary 31, 20148 Yeah, yeah, I'm working on that Proud Supporter of Blow Jobs mug, I promise. It's a work in progress and I am hardly...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #3: Lisa’s Mom Offers Romantic And/Or Financial Advice matthewjuliusJanuary 29, 201412 As you may traumatically recall, Johnny and Lisa just had sex for a very long time. Johnny returns (FULLY CLOTHED!) to...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster The Story Gives Up, Decides Travis and Abby Are Dating Now: Walking Disaster Chapter 17 matthewjuliusJanuary 28, 201415 Someone finally sent in a picture of their Bad Books, Good Times mug! Now I know what these damn things look like! My...
House of Night: Marked (Long Sigh) Young Adult Fiction. Motherf***er. Also The Casts Mock Gay People Some More: Marked Chapter 18 matthewjuliusJanuary 24, 201414 So for some reason or another, Ariel and I are actually working on a "Proud Supporter of Blow Jobs" mug. Which...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #2: Sex Scene Number One! Of Four! matthewjuliusJanuary 22, 20146 After all that pillow-fighting foreplay, Johnny and Lisa have sex. That sentence right there would actually be a...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster Abby Has Sex With Travis For No Apparent Reason: Walking Disaster Chapters 15 and 16 matthewjuliusJanuary 21, 20149 Ariel and I have put making a proper social media/contacts page on the "eventually" portion of our to-do list, but in...