Bared To You Eva Totally Doesn’t Want To Sleep With Gideon: Bared to You Chapter Four matthewjuliusNovember 23, 20120 Happy Black Friday, everyone! Well, everyone in America. What a good day for capitalism! Chapter Four The last chapter...
Bared To You Everyone’s a Stalker!: Bared to You Chapter 4 22aer22November 22, 20120 Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Today I'm thankful that I don't have to write about any terrible books until Monday after...
Fifty Shades Darker The Story Manages to Become Even More Implausible Somehow: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Seventeen matthewjuliusNovember 20, 20120 It's been pointed out to me that there's been a lot of pictures of me on this blog lately of me wearing women's...
Fifty Shades Darker Want to Know the Best Name for Condoms? Read on: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 17 22aer22November 19, 20120 Surprise poll at the beginning of the post! Chapter 17 The chapter begins with some sexyness. “I can’t wait...
Bared To You Please Cover Up: Bared to You Chapter 3 22aer22November 15, 20120 Chapter 3 Cary and Eva head to check out Parker's Krav Maga studio in Brooklyn? When we last left off, I thought just...
Fifty Shades Darker Probably Actually The Most Uncomfortable Chapter Thus Far: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 16 matthewjuliusNovember 13, 20122 We last left our author confronted with a scene she absolutely does not have the ability or maturity to write. Chapter...
Fifty Shades Darker Someone Gets Kneed in the Dick, Find out Who!: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 16 22aer22November 12, 20120 When we last left off, Ana's boss, Jack, was just about to sexually assault her, which is apparently unclear to...
Bared To You The Manliest Name For The Manliest Man Revealed: Bared To You Chapter Two matthewjuliusNovember 9, 20120 While I'm writing this post, Ariel and I are watching Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet and laughing our asses off....
Bared To You Vagina on Legs: Bared to You Chapter 2 22aer22November 8, 20120 I was really happy that the second half of my post title rhymed. It really is the little things in life when...
Fifty Shades Darker Ana’s Rough Day At The Office: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Fifteen matthewjuliusNovember 6, 20120 In the last chapter, Ana learns that Christian exclusively goes for women who look like his mom because he gets sexual...