The Mister The Mister Chapters 25-26: Caroline Tries To Be Part of The Story Again matthewjuliusAugust 5, 20198 Previously, the world's most inept sex traffickers were caught, and then E L James kept writing the book anyway, not...
The Mister The Mister Chapter 23: Caroline Calls To Ask Why Nothing Is Happening In This Book Anymore matthewjuliusJuly 29, 20192 Previously, Maxim and Alessia have confessed their love to each other, after meeting something like, idk, maybe a...
The Mister The Mister Chapter 21: The Plot Comes Back But It’s Fine Now matthewjuliusJuly 22, 20191 Previously, The Mister was a book about a rich nobleman wanting to bang his new housekeeper who, unbeknownst to him,...
The Mister The Mister Chapter 18: They’re Still Just Banging It Out matthewjuliusJuly 15, 20191 Previously, The Mister had something resembling a plot, but then the main characters ran away from it and just fucked...
The Mister The Mister Chapter 17 Summary: Maxim Thinks About Proposing 22aer22July 13, 20193 All I remember from last chapter is that they went shopping. I feel like that's a good enough recap. The Mister...
The Mister The Mister Chapter 16: It’s The Pretty Woman Chapter matthewjuliusJuly 8, 20191 Previously, the plot came pretty much to a total standstill as Maxim and Alessia's romance picked up. Just think,...
Grey Christian Is Still Sad: Grey Chapter 22 matthewjuliusSeptember 8, 201512 Last week, when we hit the part where the original Fifty Shades of Grey book ended and then I said that there's still...
Grey Ana Breaks Up With Christian: Grey Chapter 20 matthewjuliusSeptember 1, 20156 For those of you who read this blog for the little anecdotes about the lives that Ariel and I lead, I helped some...
Grey Christian Breaks Into A Hospital: Grey Chapter 18 Part 2 matthewjuliusAugust 28, 20153 If you missed us earlier this week, I assure you this half-chapter more than makes up for all the ridiculous,...
Grey Christian Stalks Ana Across The Country, Accidentally Stalks Her To Her Hotel: Grey Chapter 17 matthewjuliusAugust 18, 20153 Content Advisory Warning: Christian Grey makes a shitty Casablanca reference in this chapter, which might cause you...