Calendar Girl Calendar Girl (November) Chapter 4: Bitches Love Surprise Engagement Announcements matthewjuliusMarch 26, 20184 Previously, Mia and Wes are in New York to film segments for Mia's new daytime tv show. You know, the one that she was...
Calendar Girl Calendar Girl (November) Chapter 2: Mia and Wes Still Love Each Other, In Case You Weren’t Sure matthewjuliusMarch 19, 201810 Previously, Mia and Wes went to New York because Mia has a new job in television and isn't doing the job that gave the...
Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 4): Christian’s Mom Learns About His Sex Life HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN matthewjuliusMarch 12, 20186 This is it, y'all! The last post about Darker, the rewrite of the second Fifty Shades book from Christian's...
Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 2): They Do The Weird Stuff matthewjuliusMarch 5, 201810 Guys, did you know we're reading the last chapter of Darker? Did you know it is exhaustingly long? We're gonna be...
Darker Darker (Chapter 9): Christian’s Helicopter Crashes, But It’s Fine matthewjuliusFebruary 26, 20186 Previously, Ana mimed giving a blow job with a piece of asparagus. Fifty Shades sure is living its truth, I...
Darker Darker Chapter 8 (Part 1): The Endless Worrying of Christian Grey matthewjuliusFebruary 19, 20185 Previously, Christian fired Jack Hyde for his attempted assault on Ana, and then his IT guy found a bunch of files...
Darker Darker Chapter 7 (Part 1): Jack Hyde Technically Advances The Plot matthewjuliusFebruary 12, 20187 Previously, Christian's mentally unstable stalker ex broke into Ana's apartment and he diffused the situation by making...
Darker Darker Chapter 6 (Part 2): Christian Gives His Ex A Bath, No Biggie matthewjuliusFebruary 5, 20189 Previously, Christian and Ana arrive at her apartment, Christian takes a call in the car while Ana gets buzzed into the...
Darker Darker Chapter 5 (Part 2): WOMEN, ya know? matthewjuliusJanuary 29, 20185 Previously, kajillionaire business mogul Christian Grey spent most of a workday emailing his girlfriend and giving his...
Darker Darker Chapter 4 (Part 3): An Overwhelmingly Sexy Game of Pool matthewjuliusJanuary 22, 20185 Just a quick scheduling note: we're experimenting a bit more with the update schedule. I will now be posting on Mondays...