Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 4): Christian’s Mom Learns About His Sex Life HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN matthewjuliusMarch 12, 20186 This is it, y'all! The last post about Darker, the rewrite of the second Fifty Shades book from Christian's...
Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 2): They Do The Weird Stuff matthewjuliusMarch 5, 201810 Guys, did you know we're reading the last chapter of Darker? Did you know it is exhaustingly long? We're gonna be...
Darker Darker (Chapter 9): Christian’s Helicopter Crashes, But It’s Fine matthewjuliusFebruary 26, 20186 Previously, Ana mimed giving a blow job with a piece of asparagus. Fifty Shades sure is living its truth, I...
Darker Darker Chapter 8 (Part 1): The Endless Worrying of Christian Grey matthewjuliusFebruary 19, 20185 Previously, Christian fired Jack Hyde for his attempted assault on Ana, and then his IT guy found a bunch of files...
Darker Darker Chapter 7 (Part 1): Jack Hyde Technically Advances The Plot matthewjuliusFebruary 12, 20187 Previously, Christian's mentally unstable stalker ex broke into Ana's apartment and he diffused the situation by making...
Darker Darker Chapter 6 (Part 2): Christian Gives His Ex A Bath, No Biggie matthewjuliusFebruary 5, 20189 Previously, Christian and Ana arrive at her apartment, Christian takes a call in the car while Ana gets buzzed into the...
Darker Darker Chapter 5 (Part 2): WOMEN, ya know? matthewjuliusJanuary 29, 20185 Previously, kajillionaire business mogul Christian Grey spent most of a workday emailing his girlfriend and giving his...
Darker Darker Chapter 4 (Part 3): An Overwhelmingly Sexy Game of Pool matthewjuliusJanuary 22, 20185 Just a quick scheduling note: we're experimenting a bit more with the update schedule. I will now be posting on Mondays...
Darker Darker Chapter 4 (Part 2): Christian Loves Ana, Hates Condoms matthewjuliusJanuary 17, 201817 Previously, Christian and Ana go to a hotel because Christian's ex-sub Leila is on the loose, has a gun, and is maybe...
Darker Darker Chapter 3 (Part 4): Capitalism Is Bad, But I Promise I Write Jokes In This Post matthewjuliusJanuary 10, 20186 We're finally done with chapter 3 today, I swear. Previously, Christian and Ana got back together and it's a little...