For today’s bonus post, I thought it would be fun to read a sex scene from Fifty Shades of Grey as seductively as possible. You could say it was… hard.
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For today’s bonus post, I thought it would be fun to read a sex scene from Fifty Shades of Grey as seductively as possible. You could say it was… hard.
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Matthew invites you to read Pedro Páramo with him
You must be superhuman to be able to refrain from laughing. Ahh, my face hurts now!
why thank you! I actually did the same thing once with the red hot reads section from the back of a cosmo for a room of thirty people. After that, this is nothing lol
This is an audiobook waiting to happen. Also… HARD! You wrote HARD!
bad books good times’s first kickstarter: matthew records the entirety of fifty shades of grey as an audiobook and then gets a few months of therapy because he just recorded the entirety of fifty shades of grey as an audiobook
I got to 1:12 before I had to stop because I was laughing so hard. But you did a really great job.
that was about when I wondered why I was doing this. glad you enjoyed what you were able to listen to!
okay, I made it all the way through this time. It was not horrible, but then the inner goddess thing would come out, and I can’t believe Ana didn’t start laughing at those thoughts. Side note-the next BJ I give, I probably will start laughing because of this.
I also have concerns about how this book will probably ruin my sex life in the future.
It’s already affected mine. I’m not sure I can post the details here, but it’s real and it happened.
Wow! You didn’t falter once. You’re a courageous man. Thanks for the laughs.
My inner goddess is positively trembling. Lolololol.
This made my day. And also the day of the woman on the bus sitting next to me, as we both laughed while I watched this on my phone.
I’m flattered, but also somewhat horrified that this was listened to in public
I can’t believe you were able to get through this without breaking. Did it get harder not to laugh each time you read it through? Or did it get … less hard?
Hard.
I actually kept a straight face reading the red hot reads section from the back of a cosmo for a room of thirty people once. I figured I had to keep using those powers for good.
When she started in on the blow job, I just yelled “PENISES AREN’T SALTY”
In this case, it was kinda soapy.
nicely done.
Our demographic of horny women just increased ten fold!
I bet if we had banner ads, they would be very weird ads.
I attempted to listen to this at work…but the smirky expression at “firmly in hand” Matthew threw at the camera made me laugh so hard I figured, I better wait til I get home 🙂
Why would you listen to this at work?!?!
I asked myself the same question, and also WWAD. But I still did… listen to it at work. AT WORK! (Or, should I have written, “LISTEN!” or “BUT!”) Good job, Matthew!
Thank you! 😀 every comment like this gets me that much closer to getting to record the official audiobook! That’s what I like to tell myself, anyway, because it amuses me.
I think you were even better than Gilbert Gottfried. Just incase you haven’t heard it: http://www.jest.com/video/174214/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey
this is high praise! I am quite flattered =D
How am I just finding this now?! You guys are awesome. I love it~
I’m glad you like it =)
Ok. I wish I had known that you were going to read the oral sex scene because I went to get a banana while it loaded…. (of all the friggin fruits I could have picked! Holy crap!) …and now I can’t eat it I just…. Sigh. Christian Grey flavoured popsicle?? O_o Yeah, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit at that point there. Hope this doesn’t spoil bananas for me. But 4 whole minutes without cracking up? You’re strong man, really strong.