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A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 28: Do Attors Dream of Electric Sheep?

A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 28:

Whilst Rhys and Feyre have breakfast with her sisters, Azriel goes to torture the Attor with Cassian not far behind:

He’d given Nesta a mocking bow, and she’d given him a vulgar gesture I hadn’t realized she knew how to make. Cassian had merely laughed, his eyes snaking over Nesta’s ice-blue gown with a predatory intent that, given her hiss of rage, he knew would set her spitting.

No. I refuse to fall into the trap of thinking that this is chemistry. I know Tamlin got crap for being dull or not having chemistry with Feyre, but I’m not on board with every relationship needing to be contentious to have chemistry in this series. It can be fun and interesting sometimes, but it’s not the only way. I might be getting too far ahead of myself and maybe Cassian will be paired off with Amren or something (let’s face it, everyone is going to be paired off eventually), but I can’t help but feel like that’s what’s being signalled to me between Cassian/Nesta right now. Like oooh Nesta has met her sassy match! No. Stop. I don’t care about or feel like I know either character enough for this to work.

Rhys glamours himself and Feyre so they can follow her sisters into town while they mail the letter. Presumably this is to ensure nothing happens to them or the letter along the way, but we’re not given more than a throwaway line about this, so it just sounds like Rhys and Feyre are incredibly creepy.

After dropping Feyre back in Velaris, Rhys goes to check in on Azriel and the Attor. When he returns, he gives Feyre some updates. This is of course revolutionary for Feyre who had grown used to Tamlin being ludicrously secretive about everything. I was honestly surprised there weren’t occasions where he kept what he had for breakfast secret.

In fact, Rhys doesn’t just tell Feyre what happens, he shares a memory with her again. It’s a bit gimmicky, but I do think it’s pretty cool that they can do this. One thing I’m intrigued by is whether the memories Rhys is sharing are subjective. I think we’re supposed to read them as the absolute truth, but this would be such a cool thing to play around with, that even though Feyre is in one of Rhys’ memories she’s not getting the full story.

A few levels above, the Court of Nightmares reveled on, unaware their High Lord had come.

I’d have to pay them a visit soon. Remind them who held their leash.

Soon. But not today. Not when Feyre had winnowed.

And she was still pissed as hell at me.

Rightly so if I was being honest.

I am so confused. How is he sharing his exact thoughts in that moment and not just what he was seeing? Also Rhys’ internal monologue is strange (and split into far too many lines). What the hell does Feyre winnowing have to do with reminding his people that he’s in charge? He could have literally said, “Not when Feyre had tried cottage cheese” and it would have been equally as relevant.

Is he trying to curry favor with Feyre by sharing this memory where he’s showing so much concern about her being angry with him and then pointedly thinking that she’s right? Man, what a tactic. I bet if my husband could use this technique to make me forgive him, he’d use it constantly. “Wait wait, just watch my memory so I can PROVE that I was thinking this nice thought about how right you were to be mad at me and how sorry I am. All good?”

There are some torture-lite moments with the Attor, but more interestingly we get an tidbit about Azriel I really like:

There was an icy rage in Azriel I had never been able to thaw. In the centuries I’d known him, he’d said little about his life, those years in his father’s keep, locked in darkness.

Again, I am not really sure how Rhys is perfectly sharing every thought that went through his brain in the memory, but I find Azriel intriguing, and I feel like in such a small space I got a bit more insight into Rhys and Azriel’s relationship.

Speaking of packing a lot into a small space, I’m impressed by how many “what the fucks?” can be elicited from me in the next couple lines:

His half-brothers hadn’t been forthcoming either. I knew because I’d met them, asked them, and had shattered their legs when they spat on Azriel instead.

I don’t even know where to begin. Rhys went to Azriel’s half-brothers and asked about his past…in front of Azriel (I mean, if they immediately spit on Azriel then presumably he was standing right there). What did Rhys expect them to say? Did they just immediately turn to Azriel and spit on him? Was Azriel just standing there silently? The mechanics of this scenario require more explicit detail.

Azriel’s brothers sound terrible, but why is this yet another book where I am supposed to be awed by the violence of the main love interest? Oh wow he is so loyal and passionate and would do anything for his friends including extremely violent acts, he is so great and you sure can count on him.

Anyway back to the Attor’s information:

As the Attor spoke, I rummaged through its mind, each thought more vile and hideous than the next.

I honestly want to know what he’s thinking about. What do Attor’s daydream about, you guys? There’s no way one of his vile, hideous thoughts isn’t about the racist bullshit happening over on The Bachelorette? Like his brain is probably just thoughts of Confirmed Racist Gaslighter Extraordinaire Lee going round and round in his mind.

What I can tell you is that the Attor doesn’t have the Book of Breathings on his mind (we can all breathe a sigh of relief), and he tries to convince Rhys that he can keep Feyre if they all just work with the king. Though the king sounds like an otherwise upstanding guy, I don’t think I can overlook his blatant objectification of Feyre in the way he describes her being “taken” from Tamlin and offering to let Rhys “keep” her.

There is very vague talk of a “situation” going on at the Spring Court, so Feyre writes a letter explaining she’s safe but not coming back hoping that it will resolve said “situation”. I feel there was a lot more that should have been in that letter like outlining how Tamlin’s behaviour was destructive, but maybe it shows how far Feyre has come that she doesn’t even bother. I’m not really sure. This book feels so slow and dragged out but also incredibly rushed, which seems to betray the laws of time and space.

Rhys tells Feyre the next steps in their plans to stop the impending war:

“Once Azriel returns from dealing with the Attor, he’s to put his other skill set to use and infiltrate the mortal queens’ courts to learn where they’re keeping it— and what their plans might be. And as for the half in Prythian … We’ll go to the Summer Court within a few days, if my request to visit is approved. High Lords visiting other courts makes everyone jumpy. We’ll deal with the Book then.”

You would think it would be pretty standard for High Lords to visit each others courts for diplomatic reasons, not sure why it would make them so jumpy, especially if they have to request the visit in advance. Unannounced guests would make anyone jumpy.

The chapter ends with the gang getting ready to go for a night out on the town as Feyre declares she wants to see the city at night. Before they go, Feyre chats with Amren for a bit and finds out some very random information:

OMG I can’t believe I was right! The last line of the chapter is Amren sassily telling Feyre, “You’re welcome”, so she is obviously Sadie from Awkward. It’s canon now. You’re welcome.

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