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A Court of Wings and Ruin Chapters 4-5: Feyre’s Still Up To Her Schemes!

Previously, Feyre has very sneaky plans and she’s fooling everyone because she’s so sneaky. Except for Lucien, who totally knows she’s up to something, but trusts her anyway? Oh, and also except for Alis (Feyre’s maid) who just asked her not to murder her sons, and Feyre was like “What? Murder? Never heard of it!” (because she’s SNEAKY) and Alis was like “Glad we understand each other.” Otherwise FEYRE IS THE SCHEMIEST.

A Court of Wings and Ruin: Chapter 4

For this chapter’s sneaky, sneaky scheme, Feyre’s got plans for the Summer Solstice! You might recall, wait, that’s a bit of this fantasy world’s lore we’ve seen before! You’re right! Feyre was in the Summer Court for this ceremony during ACOTAR, when things between her and Tamlin were very different.

A year ago, he had kissed me on this day. A year ago, I’d danced amongst these people, carefree and joyous for the first time in my life […] What did he make of it [now]–where did he think [my engagement] ring had gone, if Lucien had hidden the evidence? For a heartbeat, I pitied him.
Pitied that not only Lucien had lied to him, but Alis as well. How many others had seen the truth of my suffering—and tried to spare him from it?
Seen my suffering and done nothing to help me.

Also this minor character who totally matters is here too.

Summer Solstice was exactly as I had remembered: […] But what had not existed here a year ago was Ianthe.

Tell me you know a single thing about Ianthe other than “is not trustworthy”, because that’s just every damn character in this book

Feyre tells us they’re all up before dawn because Ianthe wants to do the ceremony more traditionally, and all the important people are on top of a hill, “with a gathered crowd of hundreds” all watching them. It’s a little funny because Ianthe is making the other boring minor villains (Jurien and the incest twins whose names I still don’t remember) participate in the ceremony and they’re grumpily going along with it. I only kind of get why they’re humoring her; I’ve long since stopped understanding what the power dynamics in this book are supposed to be.

I had made sure she knew precisely how disgusted they were with her rituals. How they would do their best to stomp out her usefulness as a leader of her people once they arrived. She now seemed inclined to convert them.

I love how this is apparently some sneaky, underhanded thing that Feyre had to manipulate. “Mr. President… did you know… the House Minority Leader… doesn’t agree with your ideas? JUST SAYIN. YOU DIDN’T HEAR THIS FROM ME.”

Then the ceremony concludes as the sun begins to rise and the first cracks of light over the horizon will light up Ianthe and magically bless her.

Ianthe stood before a rudimentary stone altar bedecked in flowers and the first fruits and grains of summer […] standing in the precise spot where the sun would rise between her upraised arms, filling them with light. Her acolytes had discreetly marked the place in the grass with a carved stone.

Right? WRONG. ENTER SNEAKY FEYRE.

The crowd began to murmur.
Then cry out.
Not at Ianthe.
But at me.
At me, resplendent and pure in white, beginning to glow with the light of day as the sun’s path flowed directly over me instead. […] I made a show of looking surprised […]
No one had bothered to confirm or even notice that Ianthe’s marker stone had moved five feet to the right

*the three or four people who read this blog and also recognize this joke start freaking the fuck out*

Everyone loses their shit, and the hundreds of faeries spend the next few hours praising and thanking Feyre. But most importantly, Ianthe is apparently genuinely baffled how this could have happened. If she has any suspicious towards Feyre, it isn’t hinted at at all in this chapter, and instead she scrambles to control the narrative.

The Cauldron had blessed her chosen friend, she told whoever would listen. The sun had altered its very path to show how glad it was for my return.

The sun altered its path. Hot damn. I can’t decide if this is good PR or if my entire understanding of Ianthe now is that she’s fantasy Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

A little later, in a moment of privacy, she decides it’s worth risking exposing that she still has a bond with Rhysand and fantasy texts him.

The longest day of the year, I said into the bond, sending along flickers of all that had occurred atop that hill. I wish I could spend it with you.

They send a few short, loving messages to each other. Rhysand asks when comes home. She says she’ll “be done soon”. MOAR SCHEMES.

She dances with Tamlin, tearfully tells him that she heard that he didn’t complete the sex ritual for Calanmai, and asks him if Ianthe is mad that the sun blessed her instead. SCHEEEEEEEMES.

A Court of Wings and Ruin: Chapter 5

Feyre wakes up in the middle of the night, screaming from a nightmare, and, intriguingly, runs to Lucien’s room.

“I heard you–what’s wrong.” [He was] bare from the waist up […]
“I dream about it,” I rasped. “Under the Mountain. And when I wake up, I can’t remember where I am.” I lifted my now-unmarred left arm before me. “I can’t remember when I am.”
Truth—and half a lie. I still dreamed of those horrible days, but no longer did they consume me.

WAIT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS IS ANOTHER SNEAKY SCHEME????

“I’m sorry,” he murmured. “I’m sorry.” He held me, stroking soothing lines down my back […]
“What’s going on.”
Lucien whipped his head toward the door.
Tamlin stood there, face a mask of cold calm. The beginnings of claws glinted at his knuckles.
We pushed away, too swiftly to be casual. “I had a nightmare,” I explained, straightening my nightgown.  “I—I didn’t want to wake the house.”
Tamlin was just staring at Lucien […]
“Good night,” I said, and shut the door in Tamlin’s face.

FEYRE.

I wondered if Lucien had pieced it together. That I had known Tamlin would come to my room tonight, after I had given him so many shy touches and glances today. That I had changed into my most indecent nightgown not for the heat, but so that when my invisible snares in the house informed me that Tamlin had finally worked up the nerve to come to my bedroom, I’d look the part. […]
A nightmare, I’d told Tamlin.
I was the nightmare.

Feyre’s plots are so convoluted and overexplained, this has all kind of circled back around to being so silly it’s amazing? I kind of love that after the intense plot twist at the end of the last book, this one kicks off with a long series of Feyre increasingly stressing out everyone at Summer Court and totally hamming it up.

Sure, this chapter’s scheme is more obviously stirring up shit than some of her others, but having any of this make any sense is still quite a tightrope to have to walk:

I had no doubt Tamlin was now running through every look and conversation since then. Every time Lucien had intervened on my behalf, both Under the Mountain and afterward. Weighing how much that new mating bond with Elain held sway over his friend.

Feyre: “Ha HA! He’s fallen for my cunning trap! My grand scheme is to make Tamlin think that Lucien will BETRAY HIM! Because, you see, Lucien will do anything to be with my sister! Anything! He’d even go behind Tamlin’s back and fuck me in order to get with my sister! Wait. This might have made more sense in my head.”


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