The finger-lickin’ good return of our playthrough of I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator, the official KFC-branded dating sim that I must still remind you is real.
In this very special technical difficulties episode (I used iMovie for the first time since college for this one! We fucked up a lot!), we get knocked out in a fight, kicked in the face by a horse, and lose our hand in a food mixer accident. Once again, I must remind you that this is all really in this officially KFC-licensed video game.
This is the point where we suggest throwing a little bit of money our way for running the blog, but obviously times are a little wild right now. If you have some cash to spare, you can help food banks respond to COVID-19, you can help undocumented families who don’t have access to basic necessities like health insurance, paid sick leave, and unemployment as a result of COVID-19, or you can help restaurants and their workers who aren’t getting money right now. I’d also suggest looking locally for mutual aid funds (here’s an NYC-based example!)