House of Night: Betrayed Zoey Can’t Keep It In Her Pants: Betrayed Chapter 13 matthewjuliusApril 25, 201421 Previously in House of Night, Zoey is cheating on her boyfriend with a second guy. I'm genuinely confused how we're...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #12: Denny Owes A Drug Dealer Money, Apparently matthewjuliusApril 23, 20144 Much like how the previous scene began with two never-before-seen characters with an unexplained relationship to the...
Magic Tree House There Are DINOSAURS All Up In This Bitch!: Magic Tree House #1 Chapters 4-5 matthewjuliusApril 22, 20148 I hope everyone's enjoying our reading of Magic Tree House so far! Ariel and I have been talking about revisiting more...
House of Night: Betrayed Zoey Goes To Starbucks: Betrayed Chapter 11 matthewjuliusApril 18, 20148 Yeah, you read that title right. Get ready for some goddamn excitement. Chapter 11 Zoey is currently in the middle...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #11: Two Characters We’ve Never Seen Before Have Oral Sex In Johnny’s Apartment matthewjuliusApril 16, 20147 In case you wondered if Tommy Wiseau adding three separate Claudette subplots in the last scene that don't actually...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster Travis Works For The FBI, Obviously: Walking Disaster Epilogue matthewjuliusApril 15, 201436 It's a big day, readers! Today we finish our parallel reading of Jamie McGuire's college romance novels that Ariel and...
House of Night: Betrayed Aphrodite Wants To Be Part of the Plot Too: Betrayed Chapter 9 matthewjuliusApril 11, 20148 Chapter 9 Having just learned that Aphrodite is having a vision of Zoey's grandmother dying, Zoey demands to know...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #10: Claudette Won’t Shut Up About New Subplots matthewjuliusApril 9, 20147 After a quick establishing shot, in case you forgot this movie takes place in San Francisco- Write this down. We...
Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster Wait, You Didn’t Want To Actually READ The Wedding, Did You?: Walking Disaster Chapter 28 matthewjuliusApril 8, 201412 (Long sigh). So we've been really quiet about the How I Met Your Mother finale. Ariel and I were both huge fans of...
House of Night: Betrayed Zoey and Neferet Have Dinner To Talk About How Special Zoey Is: Betrayed Chapter 7 matthewjuliusApril 4, 20146 It's my girlfriend's birthday today, but she's in South Korea teaching English abroad, so I'm going to go see the new...