eBooks
Fifty Shades of Grey SpankNotes: The Bad Books Good Times Reading Companion
eBook, $0.99, available from Amazon
A collection of every blog post from our reading of E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey, adapted for eBook. With some extra content.
Bared To You: The Bad Books Good Times Reading Companion
eBook, $2.99, available from Amazon
A collection of every blog post from our reading of Sylvia Day’s Bared To You, adapted for eBook.
Mugs
Bad Books, Good Times Logo Mug and Travel Mug
$12.40 and $17.40
(Available as a mug or a travel mug from Spreadshirt)
You love Bad Books, Good Times and you just want the world to know, dammit. Then this is your mug. Proudly emblazoned with our newer, sharper logo (in square form!), this mug will make all your co-workers know exactly why you laugh so much at work.
Divine Orange Juice
$12.40 and $17.40
(This design is available as either a mug or a travel mug, depending on how on-the-go you like your orange juice.)
Apparently the official beverage of choice of the leading ladies of erotic romances from Fifty Shades of Grey to Beautiful Disaster, orange juice just keeps popping up in our erotica! Clearly they know something we don’t. Inspired by Anastasia Steele’s intriguingly phrased love of orange juice and our inability to ever let a joke die, you don’t have to drink orange juice out of this mug, but it would taste divine.
Uncle Jeb’s Cave Tours Mug and Travel Mug
$12.40 and $17.40
(This design is available as either a mug or a travel mug, depending on how serious you are about that cave tour.)
Remember when we read The Host and crazy old Uncle Jeb took us on a tour of the cave? Remember that other time he took us on a tour of the cave? Remember that other time we went on a tour of the cave? Good times. Remember those good times with this 2013 Tour mug. Inspired by a running joke from our reading of Stephenie Meyer’s The Host, it’ll be like you’re really touring the cave again and again and again.
Haters, Baby Mug
$12.40, available from Spreadshirt
A more honest spin on Christian Grey’s “Laters, baby” catchphrase from Fifty Shades of Grey for the discerning individual.
YAMF Mug
$12.40, available from Spreadshirt
Picture this scenario for a second. If someone asks you which mug is yours, you can respond with, “The one that says ‘Young Adult Fiction, Motherfucker’ on it.” Just maybe try not to play out this scenario at work.
Quotes Mug
$12.40, available from Spreadshirt
Our logo, our tagline, and a little, totally not copyright-infringing book sipping a martini, inspired by our old logo. It’s retro and it’s completely new. Neo-retro? But you want to know the best part? Superimposed over that is a selection of some of our favorite Fifty Shades jokes. Four from Ariel, three from Matthew (one’s pretty long). It’s probably not safe for work, but it’s safe for your soul.
Quotes/Logo Double-Sided Deluxe Mug
$14.90, available from Spreadshirt
Is the Bad Books, Good Times logo mug not enough? Like the Quotes mug but it’s not good enough for showing off your BBGT love from far away? Do you demand a mug that says more, and money is no object? Do you want a mug that takes advantage of ALL THREE DIMENSIONS OF THE MUG? Then might we suggest our DELUXE mug, which has both the square logo and the quotes design printed on opposite sides of the mug. You deserve it, you high roller, you.
The Duality of Man Mug
$14.90, available from Spreadshirt
On one side, “Bad Books”. On the other side, “Good Times”. On one side, the dark. On the other side, the light.
Miscellaneous
Bad Books, Good Times Logo Tote Bags
$16, available with a white logo or with a black logo on a customizable color
Is a mug not a daring enough declaration of BBGT love for you? Then get a tote bag! Other people will be all, “Hey, that person loves Bad Books, Good Times!”, and you’ll be all, “I’m carrying things more easily!”
Available with either a white or black logo on a lime green, pink, purple, red, orange, or black bag. Unfortunately, it does not come in a single shade of grey.
Bad Books, Good Times Logo Buttons
$6 for a pack of five, available from Spreadshirt
It’s pretty self-explanatory.