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Darker Darker Chapter 3 (Part 2): Christian Isn’t Sure Why Ana Is Mad At Him, Part 400 matthewjuliusJanuary 3, 20187 Previously, Ana and Christian got back together because Christian is now willing to try a relationship. All of the...
Darker Darker Chapter 2 (Part 2): The Chicken, The Fridge, The Ice Cream, The Coldplay matthewjuliusDecember 20, 201710 Darker Chapter 2 (Part 2): FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 2011 When they make it to Anastasia's apartment (that she shares with her...
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Calendar Girl Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 10: Ginception matthewjuliusDecember 6, 20174 To confirm what's probably not surprising news, we're taking a bit of a break from Calendar Girl because something...
Calendar Girl Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 8: It’s Pretty Much Crossfire Now matthewjuliusNovember 29, 20177 Calendar Girl (October): Chapter 8 The chapter opens up with Mia and Wes accosted by paparazzi outside of Dr....
Calendar Girl Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 6: The Trauma Is Still Really Bad matthewjuliusNovember 22, 201710 Trigger Warning: Calendar Girl stumbles into yet another "this is a gritty, real-ass story, and nothing is more...
Calendar Girl Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 4: Mia Accidentally Got A Writing Job On TV matthewjuliusNovember 15, 20176 Calendar Girl (October): Chapter 4 Mia gets dressed for her first day at her new gig with on a celebrity doctor...
Calendar Girl Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 2: Wes Is Still The Worst matthewjuliusNovember 8, 201711 Everyone enjoying our riveting return to Calendar Girl with riveting drama like Mia spending basically a whole...