Bonus Posts Matthew Attempts to Write Worse Erotica Than Fifty Shades matthewjuliusOctober 17, 20120 After bullying encouraging Ariel to follow through on her joke about writing erotica for last week's bonus post, I...
Fifty Shades Darker Ana Exhibits Irrational Behavior: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Thirteen matthewjuliusOctober 16, 20120 Once again, this is one of those posts that I kind of put off/forgot to write and so it was written after my roommates...
Fifty Shades Darker Word are Hard…Like a Penis: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 13 22aer22October 15, 20120 Chapter 13 Can you guess which of Ana's favorite words/phrases she uses to open this chapter? Remember, she's reacting...
Goosebumps More Innocent People Are Needlessly Injured: Say Cheese and Die! Chapters 8-15 matthewjuliusOctober 12, 20120 To summarize everything's that's happened so far, Greg has found a camera that takes pictures that predict accidents,...
Goosebumps It’s Getting Creepy Up in Here!:Night of the Living Dummy Chapters 5-9 22aer22October 11, 20120 I often like to do homework while watching television, and a few days ago my roommate and I put Two and a Half Men on...
Fifty Shades Darker Hey, Everybody! Ray’s Back! Get… Excited?: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 12 matthewjuliusOctober 9, 20120 One of my friends was working in my room while I was writing this post, laughing at my disgusted and annoyed reactions...
Fifty Shades Darker Wet Hardware: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 12 22aer22October 8, 20120 I was really excited this week watching Parks and Recreation because a character on the show was reading Fifty...
Goosebumps Do You Even Remember What A Non-Digital Camera Is?: Say Cheese And Die! Chapters 1-7 matthewjuliusOctober 5, 20120 Ready to feel like a kid and/or whatever age you were in the 90s again? It's October. It's Bad Books, Good Times. It's...
Goosebumps There’s a Dummy Behind a Dumpster, Let’s Take it Home!: Night of the Living Dummy Chapters 1-4 22aer22October 4, 20128 These chapters are like a page long! How insanely awesome is that? Why do I even bother reading adult novels with like...
Fifty Shades Darker We’re Halfway Through This Book And There Is Still Nothing Actually Happening: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Eleven matthewjuliusOctober 2, 20120 At the end of the previous chapter, Ana and Christian Grey were playing a sexy game of pool with a sexy bet where how...