Bared To You The Story Talks About Things It Never Actually Talks About: Bared To You Chapter Seven matthewjuliusDecember 21, 20120 Summary of Bared to You up until this point: Now you're all caught up. Chapter Seven Eva and Gideon had sex in the...
Fifty Shades Darker Anal: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Twenty-One matthewjuliusDecember 18, 201219 Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter Twenty-One: Anal Here's a quick summary of Christian and Ana's sex life: Christian...
Bared To You Gideon Cross’s Penis: Bared to You Chapter Six matthewjuliusDecember 14, 201212 You may notice that this post is up kind of late today. Basically, I had two final papers due today and while I started...
Fifty Shades Darker Christian Grey and Ana Are Gonna Get Married! But First They’re Gonna Bang: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Twenty matthewjuliusDecember 11, 20120 It's finals week of my second last semester of college, and I'm taking a break from working on three papers to write a...
Bared To You The Manliest Name For The Manliest Man Revealed: Bared To You Chapter Two matthewjuliusNovember 9, 20120 While I'm writing this post, Ariel and I are watching Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet and laughing our asses off....
Bared To You Vagina on Legs: Bared to You Chapter 2 22aer22November 8, 20120 I was really happy that the second half of my post title rhymed. It really is the little things in life when...
Hush Hush Jules Was The Main Bad Guy The Whole Time? Seriously? Effing Jules?!: Hush, Hush Chapters 28-30 matthewjuliusSeptember 28, 20120 Get excited, everybody. As of today, we are done with Hush, Hush forever! I hope you've all enjoyed it as much as we've...
Hush Hush Not Even Nora Cares About The Plot: Hush, Hush Chapters 20-23 matthewjuliusSeptember 14, 20120 Ariel and I had lunch yesterday (it's like we're real friends!) and talked about how I hadn't done the reading for my...
Hush Hush Can YOU Be A Better Main Character Than Nora? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!: Hush, Hush Chapters 16-19 matthewjuliusSeptember 7, 20120 One of the problems Ariel and I foresaw with doing four chapters per week of Hush, Hush (So we can finish before...
Fifty Shades Darker Matthew Doesn’t Think This Book Is Very Well Written: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Seven matthewjuliusSeptember 4, 20120 At the end of the last chapter, Ana made an impulsive decision to bid the exact amount of money she and Christian are...