Insurgent Other People Who Think The Faction System Is Dumb Finally Show Up: Insurgent Chapter 9 matthewjuliusOctober 31, 20140 Happy Actual Halloween! Since we read it on Mondays and Tuesday, we don't have a Goosebumps for you on the holiday we...
Insurgent We Haven't Had A Mass Killing In About Seven Chapters, So…: Insurgent Chapter 7 matthewjuliusOctober 24, 20140 Chapter 7 Tris recovers from the happy drugs that the Hufflepuff hippies gave her. "Why couldn't I fight the peace...
Insurgent Tris Does Not Resolve The Entire Plot Already, Surprisingly: Insurgent Chapter 5 matthewjuliusOctober 17, 20146 In one of its small handful of the actually good Saturday Night Life moments that happen every few months or so, last...
Pamela Nothing Happens And Then It Ends: Pamela Part 23 matthewjuliusOctober 14, 20140 GUYS. GUYS. WE'RE DONE WITH PAMELA TODAY. PIT-A-PAT GOES MY HEART AND SHIT. Days 71-76 Also, casual reminder that...
Insurgent And Now, Hufflepuff House: Insurgent Chapters 1 and 2 matthewjuliusOctober 10, 20140 We just finished reading Divergent, which means we're reading the books in this series that people actually don't like!...
Pamela Surprise! The Master's A Baby Daddy: Pamela Part 22 matthewjuliusOctober 7, 20140 Good news: This is our second last week with Pamela! Bad news: After basically nothing happening for the past few weeks...
Divergent Divergent Ex Machina: Divergent Chapter 38 matthewjuliusOctober 3, 20140 Chapter 39 After everybody died, Tris has met up with Tobias in the computer room, who is the only person actually in...
Pamela The Plot Continues To Have Already Been Resolved: Pamela Part 21 matthewjuliusSeptember 30, 20140 Are you sick of hearing about shit like Gamergate or Bendgate? Well, I have a new article up over at Abstract Magazine...
Divergent Everything Is Super Depressing Now: Divergent Chapter 36 matthewjuliusSeptember 26, 20140 Chapter 36 Tris's mom showed up to save Tris after previously being in a grand total of like seventeen pages of the...
Pamela Gentleman's Rights Activism: Pamela Part 20 matthewjuliusSeptember 23, 20140 Yes, these jokes do just write themselves. Day 63 (continued) Last week we finally finished three straight weeks of...