Matthew Watches The Room #7: Denny Stops By To See If Johnny Is Home, But He Isn’t
In this scene, Denny stops by to see if Johnny is home, but he isn't. That's it. I know it's hard to handle a short...
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Postscript #3: The Kids Are All Wrong. And Stupid.
Matthew says: It's time for our third installment of Postscript, because our readers tell us how much we make them...
Matthew Watches The Room #6: The Flower Shop Scene
The Room Flower Shop Scene: With half of the movie's 3-4 minute sex scenes out of the way and a mere 1/5 of the movie...
Matthew Watches The Room #5: Staircase Sex
Having just successfully seduced Mark in order to either start or continuing having an affair, Lisa moves things to the...
Matthew Watches The Room #4: Lisa And Mark Are Either Starting Or Continuing An Affair, I Have No Idea
A summary of the previous scene: Lisa: I don't love my fiance and I don't know what to do. Lisa's Mom: You should love...
Matthew Watches The Room #3: Lisa’s Mom Offers Romantic And/Or Financial Advice
As you may traumatically recall, Johnny and Lisa just had sex for a very long time. Johnny returns (FULLY CLOTHED!) to...
Matthew Watches The Room #2: Sex Scene Number One! Of Four!
After all that pillow-fighting foreplay, Johnny and Lisa have sex. That sentence right there would actually be a...
Postscript #2: Puppies and Poopies
It's time for the second installment of Postscript where we honor you, our beautiful, wonderful readers and your...
Matthew Watches The Room #1: We Meet Johnny and Lisa, And Get Very Confused By Who Denny Is
Last week we saw the opening credits, and now we start the movie proper. And start drinking heavily, because this is...
Matthew Watches The Room: Introduction (and Opening Credits!)
There's a feature that I've wanted to do on this blog for a long time. While Ariel and I have lots of fun reading the...
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