The Room Matthew Watches The Room #7: Denny Stops By To See If Johnny Is Home, But He Isn’t matthewjuliusMarch 5, 20148 In this scene, Denny stops by to see if Johnny is home, but he isn't. That's it. I know it's hard to handle a short...
Bonus Posts Postscript #3: The Kids Are All Wrong. And Stupid. matthewjuliusFebruary 26, 20146 Matthew says: It's time for our third installment of Postscript, because our readers tell us how much we make them...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #6: The Flower Shop Scene matthewjuliusFebruary 26, 20146 The Room Flower Shop Scene: With half of the movie's 3-4 minute sex scenes out of the way and a mere 1/5 of the movie...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #5: Staircase Sex matthewjuliusFebruary 19, 20146 Having just successfully seduced Mark in order to either start or continuing having an affair, Lisa moves things to the...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #4: Lisa And Mark Are Either Starting Or Continuing An Affair, I Have No Idea matthewjuliusFebruary 12, 20149 A summary of the previous scene: Lisa: I don't love my fiance and I don't know what to do. Lisa's Mom: You should love...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #3: Lisa’s Mom Offers Romantic And/Or Financial Advice matthewjuliusJanuary 29, 201412 As you may traumatically recall, Johnny and Lisa just had sex for a very long time. Johnny returns (FULLY CLOTHED!) to...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #2: Sex Scene Number One! Of Four! matthewjuliusJanuary 22, 20146 After all that pillow-fighting foreplay, Johnny and Lisa have sex. That sentence right there would actually be a...
Bonus Posts Postscript #2: Puppies and Poopies 22aer22January 22, 20147 It's time for the second installment of Postscript where we honor you, our beautiful, wonderful readers and your...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #1: We Meet Johnny and Lisa, And Get Very Confused By Who Denny Is matthewjuliusJanuary 15, 20140 Last week we saw the opening credits, and now we start the movie proper. And start drinking heavily, because this is...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room: Introduction (and Opening Credits!) matthewjuliusJanuary 8, 201419 There's a feature that I've wanted to do on this blog for a long time. While Ariel and I have lots of fun reading the...