Matthew Watches The Room #7: Denny Stops By To See If Johnny Is Home, But He Isn’t
In this scene, Denny stops by to see if Johnny is home, but he isn't. That's it. I know it's hard to handle a short...
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Matthew Watches The Room #6: The Flower Shop Scene
The Room Flower Shop Scene: With half of the movie's 3-4 minute sex scenes out of the way and a mere 1/5 of the movie...
Matthew Watches The Room #5: Staircase Sex
Having just successfully seduced Mark in order to either start or continuing having an affair, Lisa moves things to the...
Matthew Watches The Room #4: Lisa And Mark Are Either Starting Or Continuing An Affair, I Have No Idea
A summary of the previous scene: Lisa: I don't love my fiance and I don't know what to do. Lisa's Mom: You should love...
Matthew Watches The Room #3: Lisa’s Mom Offers Romantic And/Or Financial Advice
As you may traumatically recall, Johnny and Lisa just had sex for a very long time. Johnny returns (FULLY CLOTHED!) to...
Matthew Watches The Room #2: Sex Scene Number One! Of Four!
After all that pillow-fighting foreplay, Johnny and Lisa have sex. That sentence right there would actually be a...
Matthew Watches The Room #1: We Meet Johnny and Lisa, And Get Very Confused By Who Denny Is
Last week we saw the opening credits, and now we start the movie proper. And start drinking heavily, because this is...
Matthew Watches The Room: Introduction (and Opening Credits!)
There's a feature that I've wanted to do on this blog for a long time. While Ariel and I have lots of fun reading the...
Everybody Is Mad At Everyone Because They Finally Realized They’re All Terrible People: Bared To You Chapter Twenty-One
Here we are, finally, at the penultimate chapter of Bared To You. Ariel and I have discussed everybody's comments from...
Hey, It’s Another Sex Scene: Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter Eighteen
First, we've decided that for the rest of Fifty Shades of Grey, we're switching to one chapter per post. Originally we...
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