The Room Matthew Watches The Room #7: Denny Stops By To See If Johnny Is Home, But He Isn’t matthewjuliusMarch 5, 20148 In this scene, Denny stops by to see if Johnny is home, but he isn't. That's it. I know it's hard to handle a short...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #6: The Flower Shop Scene matthewjuliusFebruary 26, 20146 The Room Flower Shop Scene: With half of the movie's 3-4 minute sex scenes out of the way and a mere 1/5 of the movie...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #5: Staircase Sex matthewjuliusFebruary 19, 20146 Having just successfully seduced Mark in order to either start or continuing having an affair, Lisa moves things to the...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #4: Lisa And Mark Are Either Starting Or Continuing An Affair, I Have No Idea matthewjuliusFebruary 12, 20149 A summary of the previous scene: Lisa: I don't love my fiance and I don't know what to do. Lisa's Mom: You should love...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #3: Lisa’s Mom Offers Romantic And/Or Financial Advice matthewjuliusJanuary 29, 201412 As you may traumatically recall, Johnny and Lisa just had sex for a very long time. Johnny returns (FULLY CLOTHED!) to...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #2: Sex Scene Number One! Of Four! matthewjuliusJanuary 22, 20146 After all that pillow-fighting foreplay, Johnny and Lisa have sex. That sentence right there would actually be a...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room #1: We Meet Johnny and Lisa, And Get Very Confused By Who Denny Is matthewjuliusJanuary 15, 20140 Last week we saw the opening credits, and now we start the movie proper. And start drinking heavily, because this is...
The Room Matthew Watches The Room: Introduction (and Opening Credits!) matthewjuliusJanuary 8, 201419 There's a feature that I've wanted to do on this blog for a long time. While Ariel and I have lots of fun reading the...
Bared To You Everybody Is Mad At Everyone Because They Finally Realized They’re All Terrible People: Bared To You Chapter Twenty-One matthewjuliusApril 12, 20130 Here we are, finally, at the penultimate chapter of Bared To You. Ariel and I have discussed everybody's comments from...
Fifty Shades of Grey Hey, It’s Another Sex Scene: Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter Eighteen matthewjuliusJune 22, 20120 First, we've decided that for the rest of Fifty Shades of Grey, we're switching to one chapter per post. Originally we...