Eva and Gideon Fight and Solve Their Problems With Sex… Again: Reflected In You Chapter 14

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Just think of all the unused dick jokes. Just think.
Just think of all the rejected dick jokes.

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Speaking of which.

Chapter 14

Ariel already pointed out how hilarious this line is yesterday:

Maintaining steady, open communication was the only was we were going to survive as a couple.

Because you’re just pulling our leg, right, Sylvia Day? These books are the fucking opposite of open communication maintaining a couple. Hell, a major plot point of this one is that Gideon is keeping some secret activity from Eva on the grounds that she should “trust him”, even though it’s obviously hurting her. I mean, seriously? Look, it’s a good thing that she is trying to do this right now by writing him a letter about her feelings (about this very plot point, amusingly/irritatingly enough), but it’s absurd to insist that this is how Eva acts all the time or anything. In fact, I think the absurdity of this line means it’s time to play BUT WHAT IF OTHER STORIES WERE WRITTEN THIS WAY?

  • Ensuring one person doesn’t have to carry the Ring by themselves for a long period of time is the only way we can transport it and not have anyone succumb to its madness. – The Lord of the Rings
  • Not traveling through time is the only way we’re going to not cause huge problems with history that will require incredibly complicated and morally grey plans to set straight. – Back to the Future
  • Sticking together in a safe place and not splitting up and exploring is the only way we’re going to survive. – Any Horror Movie

Eva goes to the hospital cafeteria to write this letter to Gideon on her tablet and wireless keyboard that I guess she owns now, when who should arrive but Minor Villain #3!

“Eva. What a pleasant surprise!”
Turning my head, I found Dr. Terrence Lucas standing behind me

Because I know most of you are going to have no clue who this character is , he’s a Doctor who appeared in a single page during the second last chapter of Bared To You to flirt with Eva and criticize Gideon and then went away. He’s been mentioned twice so far in this book (which there are now just under one hundred pages left of) where we’ve learned that he and Gideon hate each other because Gideon had an affair with his wife to get back at Dr. Lucas for something. This is the second time in the entire series we’ve actually seen him.

“Mind if I join you?” he asked […] I watched him take the seat beside me, and I refreshed my memory of his appearance.

Yeah, because nobody remembers who this character is. Then we remember, oh right, he’s that guy who just shows up out of nowhere and then is kind of a huge dick and speaks oddly non-directly.

“So Gideon Cross threw his money around and made arrangements for you. […] And you’re grateful. But what will it cost you?”
[…] Why do you dislike each other so much?”
His eyes lost their softness. “He hurt someone very close to me.”
“Your wife. He told me.” I could tell that startled him. “But that wasn’t the beginning, was it? That was a result.”
“You know what he did, and you’re still with him?”

It’s really hard to side against this character we’re clearly supposed to side against when the character we’re supposed to side with is so awful he’s completely unlikeable too. Which basically just means that when the “bad” guy is bad-mouthing the “good” guy, it sounds like things we already agree with. Which is hilarious.

“You look exhausted and depressed. That’s part of the game to him, you know. He’s an expert at worshipping a woman as if he needs her to breathe. […] Gideon Cross is a narcissistic sociopath,” he went on […] “I believe he’s a misogynist.”

Believe? He is. Dude, Eva, listen to this guy! Minor Villain #3 is a better audience surrogate than this novel’s actual audience surrogate.

Anyway, then things move from unintentionally hilarious to unintentionally homoerotic. Which is still hilarious, but also homoerotic. Damn, that’s a good quote. Feel free to use “hilarious, but also homoerotic” on future printings of this book, Berkley Books!

“What happened between you?” I asked again, knowing that was key. (Also, uh, we don’t need the plot this spelled out.) […]
“He uses sex to control, and you never know what sort of mood you’ll find him in. That’s part of the rush”

I’m calling this novel’s twist ending right now: Gideon and Dr. Terrence Lucas were secret lovers.

Later that day, Eva goes to lunch with her boss and his boyfriend, even though Gideon told her to eat lunch at her desk!

I love this gif, even though I will probably never know what it is from.
I love this gif, although I will probably never know what it is from.

During lunch they talk about how Cary’s in the hospital. Steven and Mark heard it might be a hate crime, and Eva tells them it wasn’t, even though we’ve not actually learned that it isn’t? So, uh, spoilers, Eva. God.

After lunch, Eva gets a phone call from Gideon.

Eva is upset with her phone call with Gideon where he refused to explain why he’s trying to order her around (like this is different from his behavior prior to this novel, which makes the entire plot of this sequel really tenuous), and finishes her letter to Gideon where she tells him her feelings, writing about how miserable she is that he’s treating her this way, spending time with his ex-fiance instead of her, and how she feels that this has driven her to hate herself for loving him.

“He groaned my name and came, spurting hot and thick, the creamy heat spreading upward along his length because there was no room inside me. He shuddered violently, dripping sweat onto my skin, flooding me. “For you, Eva,” he gasped. “Every drop.”

Syvlia Day, that’s just gross.

He rimmed me with the tip of his tongue, stimulating the puckered opening to my rear.
A broken sound escaped me. I don’t do anal play, Eva.

I’m sorry. No. Just no. I refuse to accept that Gideon doing something with Eva in bed that he’s previously said he never does is a legitimate demonstration of his feelings about her and their relationship. They’re still just fucking instead of actually talking about their problems, which, sur-motherfucking-prise, does not happen in this scene.

“You won’t talk to me… you won’t listen…”
“I can’t. He groaned, his arms tighetning around mine so that I was completely at his mercy. “I just… It has to be this way. […] I’m hurting, too, Eva. It’s killing me, too. Can’t you see that?”
“No.” I cried […]
“Then stop overthinking and feel it! Feel me.” […]
He touched me everywhere. He was constantly inside me, with his cock or his fingers or his tongue.

They’re going to be so tired for work in the morning.

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  1. E.H.Taylor Reply

    Does Canada count as international? I mean, we’re kinda-sorta neighbors and I really like contests, haha.

    Also, how are there less than 100 pages left?! *Nothing* has happened! What was the purpose behind this book?! How is it possible for there to be 3 more?!

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    • matthewjulius Reply

      Bah. Canada’s probably fine. I didn’t really research this at all XD

      I know. I have no idea what the plot is supposed to be and there’s like five chapters left. The plot thus far is actually NOTHING other than “Gideon is doing something for Eva, but it’s a secret. So the plot is a secret too, I guess.”

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  2. scummy48 Reply

    ““Then stop overthinking and feel it! Feel me.” […]” I hate this guy. I hate him so much.

    And Sylvia day is actually the worst at writing sex and dialogue and everything. I read the first two 50 shades as well as your summaries of all 3, and I have only read your summaries of the first 1 and a half books of this series, and I have somehow managed to cringe and want to vomit more from the snippets of dialogue you give us than I did during all of 50 shades. I did not think that was possible. That is actually a huge feat of Day’s, she should be proud. But also not at all.

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    • 22aer22 Reply

      It’s true. I haven’t crunched the numbers yet or anything, but I think I too have wanted to vomit more from this book than Fifty Shades. Although, Eva doesn’t constantly say, “Oh my poor Fifty,” and that alone significantly drove the want-to-vomit count up.

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  3. Shannon Reply

    Is it really bad that I had no idea we were actually on the second book already?? I mean, I guess I knew it at some point. I’ve just gotten so mixed up with the constant “fine-fighting-fucking” relationship changes. While reading this post I seriously thought, “wow, so little has actually happened in this book so far…I wonder how there are 4 more” when really nothing at all has happened in a whole one and a half books. That’s just….sad, really. I’m pretty sure sad is the word I’m looking for here. Wow.

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    • matthewjulius Reply

      hahahahaha, you are forgiven. There’s nothing about the plot of this novel that makes it standalone. It’s just an extension of the first one, which had a shamelessly arbitrary ending point.

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  4. Ali Reply

    you know what’s the sexiest? being protected against STI’s and other nasties. Seriously, Sylvia Day needs to look up some sexual health shit.

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