The Lazy Reader’s Guide: November 9 – November 13, 2015

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Here’s the rundown on what you might have missed in our posts this week, or if you just need a refresher before reading next week’s posts. Plus some misc links from around the web that might be of interest.

Life and Death (AKA GENDER-SWAPPED TWILIGHT!!!!):

This week in the world of Life and Death, sexism lived on when we discovered girls can’t carry boys. We also get the gender-swapped version of the infamous gang attack scene.

Here’s what you need to know for next week:

  • Beau sits with Edythe at lunch. The whole school is fascinated. GET A HOBBY.
  • Edythe is dangerous. And cryptic. Beau can’t stay away!
  • Experiments in class cause ~drama~ as students prick their fingers in order to find out their blood type.
  • Beau & Bella both faint at the sight of blood. Bella is just such a girl, while Beau has Medical Reasons.

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  • Edward carries Bella, but Edythe doesn’t carry Beau. What gives?
  • Edythe drives Beau home. Will they? Won’t they? Vampires.
  • We meet gender-swapped Jacob – Jules.
  • Jules tells Beau the legend of vampires and werewolves…but could the legends be true?

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  • Beau researches vampires on “Vampires A-Z” instead of Wikipedia for some reason.
  • Later, Edythe saves Beau from a gang of men who want to kill him just ‘cuz.
  • They discuss important things. Edythe can read minds, but not Beau’s!

House of Night #4: Untamed:

We picked up where we left off in the last House of Night, Zoey’s friends are mad because of her lies, also the night attacks her! Aphrodite returns and we also meet another potentially annoying character, Stark. 

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Here’s what else happened:

  • Nothing. It’s House of Night. 
  • Okay, fine. Damien is gay. Jack is also gay. They’re dating, HELLO.
  • Aphrodite’s mark has reappeared…but is everything as it seems?
  • Stark is good at archery, and he has a dog. WOAH. Not a cat. Must be an important guy.
  • Zoey gets attacked by mysterious things in the night, but she uses her affinity for all the elements of the world to save her.

Other Things:

  • Here’s some Fifty Shades movie news. Just saying they’re filming back-to-back. I can only assume this is because everyone involved just wants it to be over as quickly as possible.
  • We <3 YA Wednesdays.
  • I love Behind Closed Ovens, which tells the “best and strangest stories from inside the food industry.” The recent  Best and Funniest Customers one is so good.
  • I have questions this week:
    • Is anyone else playing Fallout 4?
    • Is anyone else watching The Grinder/Grandfathered (aka the comedy block of handsome men who clearly are vampires?)
    • Is anyone else watching You’re the Worst? 
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6 comments

  1. E.H.Taylor Reply

    So, apparently the blog got taken off of my ‘Blogs I Follow’ list which is why I wasn’t receiving the emails? Not sure how that happened but now that I’ve re-added it, I hope to start getting the updates!

    Also, watched the teaser trailer for the next Fifty Shades movie and I can honestly say I can’t remember masks getting involved. Was there a masquerade or did I somehow miss an entire new level of kink in the playroom?

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    • Cara Reply

      I just finished the recaps here for Fifty Shades Darker, and there was definitely a masquerade near the beginning. It was a benefit or something, at Christian’s family home maybe? I remember it happened because it explained why there was a mask on the cover of the book.

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  2. Ashley Reply

    Did anyone actually read the whole article about the movies? I’m dying at the bit about will they make Grey into a movie. “The world is not ready for that.” Are you kidding me? It’s not that the world isn’t ready, it’s that there was almost no new content. That’s why they’ll never make a life and death movie, or a grey movie.

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    • 22aer22 Reply

      Hahahaha there would just be scenes of Elliot and Christian talking once or twice, and scenes of Christian on more runs where he stands outside Ana’s apartment.

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