Neoliberal Double Feature: Chapter 1 (and Chapter 1 ONLY) of Ready Player Two… and A Promised Land
My dear readers, I simply cannot read Ready Player Two. Thanks to Armada, Ernest Cline's other nostalgia-porn...
But What If…: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma WRAP-UP EXTRAVAGANZA
Last post, in true Choose Your Own Adventure fashion, we achieved a good ending where we saved the world, albeit in a...
We Wave Unplugged CD and MP3 Players At Aliens Until They Die: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #11
I have to say, I think Matthew's thought-process for the last choice was brilliant. It's so deeply ingrained in us...
Grandma is an Alien! (For Real This Time): Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #10
Ariel has decided, between the two options of A) ask obviously evil imposter grandma who has killed us a few times in...
What If We Just Ask Grandma What’s Up: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #9
Grandma shows up while my friends and I are snooping in her room. I realize now that overly invasive cab driver would...
A Very Careful Exploration of Grandma’s Death-Laden Bedroom: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #8
HOLY SHIT, WE SURVIVED OUR FIRST EVER DECISION. Ariel decided to search grandma's room instead of spying on her in the...
Gasp and Turn to Page 103: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #7
I decide to play things cool and introduce my friends to my grandmother despite her concerning silver jumpsuit. My...
My Friends Want Brownies, I Want ESPIONAGE: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #6
So I see we died again. I like how so far this Goosebumps choose your own adventure book is like a fucking...
Invasive Cab Driver is the Hero We Deserve: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #5
Previously, the weirdly overinvested and, frankly, INVASIVE cab driver suggests that we open my grandmother's luggage...
TeLl Me AbOuT tHe RoSe GaRdEn: Goosebumps – Secret Agent Grandma #4
Previously in Secret Agent Grandma: We've had two bad endings so far from 1) not figuring out the riddle that...
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