Hello, friends! Matthew and I want to invest more time into spin-off podcasts/streaming projects in addition to the blog. In that vein, we’ve decided to change our posting schedule to once a week on Thursdays (we’ll alternate posting weeks.) This gives us a chance to dedicate some more time to play around with some fun and fresh mediums!
We even have forty-four minutes of streaming glory for I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator. Yes. You read that correctly. Fans of the blog may recall that at one point we recapped a KFC romance novel as well, so this is definitely on-brand.
If you want more insider knowledge on the projects we’re working on/to make suggestions/shoot the shit about all the things, you can subscribe to our Patreon and join our Discord server!
How the fuck is this the second time that KFC has confidently asserted that Colobel Sanders is totally bangable?
the brands are at it again!
There should be dating options for other mascots too. Ronald McDonald, Tony the Tiger, the Cool-Aid Man or Miss Chiquita. Let’s call the game “Food Porn: The Whole Menu” or something like that.