Darker Darker (Chapter 9): Christian’s Helicopter Crashes, But It’s Fine matthewjuliusFebruary 26, 20186 Previously, Ana mimed giving a blow job with a piece of asparagus. Fifty Shades sure is living its truth, I...
Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 1): Planes are Cool 22aer22February 27, 201814 Previously, Christian and Ros (who?) were involved in a ~very suspicious~ plane crash. It's a good thing I'm 99% we...
Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 2): They Do The Weird Stuff matthewjuliusMarch 5, 201810 Guys, did you know we're reading the last chapter of Darker? Did you know it is exhaustingly long? We're gonna be...
Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 3): Christian Makes Phone Calls 22aer22March 6, 20187 Ana and Christian continue to have problems such as what is the plot? and we're rich, what now? Also, Christian...
Darker Darker Chapter 10 (Part 4): Christian’s Mom Learns About His Sex Life HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN matthewjuliusMarch 12, 20186 This is it, y'all! The last post about Darker, the rewrite of the second Fifty Shades book from Christian's...